New Orleans House - Gay Men Adult Resort

The honest review

Here's the honest take: this is a gay men's adult resort that, on paper, accommodates families reasonably well. The location scores an even 74, which makes sense for New Orleans—you're positioned to actually explore the city without being trapped on a resort island. Room fit and kid amenities both land at 72, suggesting the property has thought through basic family needs without going overboard. Safety clocks in at 74, which is reassuring in an urban destination.

The weaker numbers are parent recovery (69) and pricing (69). The parent-recovery gap signals what you'd expect: this place wasn't designed for adults to decompress while kids are occupied. You're not walking into a Four Seasons family operation here. If you need several hours of unbroken quiet while your kids are in structured programming, look elsewhere. On pricing, at $$ in New Orleans, you're paying moderate rates—but the tradeoff is the brand identity itself. Families coming to New Orleans for jazz, museums, and food will likely find this works logistically; families coming for a traditional "resort experience" might feel the mismatch.

The real question is whether you care that you're the exception in the room. If you do, that's valid. If you don't, and you want a decent mid-range base in actual New Orleans rather than a sprawling compound outside it, the FamilyFactor suggests this pulls it off for elementary and tween-age kids. Just go in knowing what the property fundamentally is.