The honest review
Four Seasons Orlando is what every family resort wishes it were. The Kids For All Seasons program runs 9am-5pm with rotating themed activities — think marine biology kits, baking with the resort pastry chef, archery, character meet-and-greets — and parents can drop off kids 4 and up for $50 per half-day. That's not babysitting, it's actual programming.
Explorer Island is the resort's 5-acre water park, with three sections: a lazy river that loops the property, a family pool with a 12,000-square-foot interactive splash zone for toddlers, and a more intense slide tower for tweens and teens. Cabanas are bookable but you don't need one — the property is so spread out that finding shaded loungers is easy even at peak hours.
Rooms start at 500 square feet (huge for a Disney-area property), and the two-bedroom family suites (1,200+ sqft) are the move if you've got more than two kids. Each comes with separate kid and parent bathrooms, in-room cribs and high chairs at no charge, and a kid-curated room service menu (chicken tenders are organic, mac and cheese is from scratch).
Where it loses points: this is the priciest option on this list by a wide margin. Even with the resort's complimentary Disney shuttle saving you $30+/day in parking, you're looking at $850-$1,400/night in season. For multi-generational trips where grandparents are footing the bill, or for families who'd rather do Disney one or two days and otherwise stay on property, the math works. For a 7-day all-park trip, the marginal cost over a mid-range Disney Springs hotel is brutal.